playugly:

i suck so bad at playing hard to get bc im like literally so excited the person i like likes me back so why play games, let’s get this love train going already

poyle:

when your young padawan makes a good call

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lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

'I regret opening up to some people; they didn’t deserve to know me like that.'
— lesson to learn: don’t be too trusting  (via misjudgments)

batou:

Since God is not helping me @Devil wyd….